Thoughts from a 3year old

On Problem Solving:
Him:  "I want to get out of my strolla"
Me:   "You don't have your shoes or socks on. They are all wet."  
Him: "Well, carry me then…"

On Me:
"You a gate lady mama!"

On Bedtime:
"Cover my tummy!"
"No Mama! Not cover my bellybutton.  Just my tummy…"

On Love:
"I wuv you so so much mama!"
"Now, you say I wuv you so so much Wocco."

"I wuv you all da day and I wuv you all da time."

On the Family Cat:

"Owie cat misses me when I not home."

"I am Owie cat's dada."-And turn to see him holding the cat upside down.

"I wuv you Owie cat." he whispers as they both lay their head down to sleep.

On Directing Cab Drivers: 
We hop in a cab.  Before we can tell the driver where to take us. Bebe Bird chimes in "You go down dis street.  Dat's wight.  Go that way…"

On riding the subway:

We board the train & a friendly stranger offers him their seat.  "No, I fine!  I standing"

A woman then boards the train with her iPod on and stands next to him. He looks up at her:
"Hello!" he says.
She doesn't answer.
"Hello!" he says again. This time a little louder.
Still no answer.
He looks at me: "Why she shy?"